How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
True strength comes from lack of pants
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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