One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I have fence marks all over my body
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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