sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
