Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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