Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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