Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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