i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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