just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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