This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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