I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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