ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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