I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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