But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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