How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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