Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
There r osticjed everywhere
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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