when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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