To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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