What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Do vagina's smell?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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