She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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