I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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