At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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