Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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