There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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