we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
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