normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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