awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
