You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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