I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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