Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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