i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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