Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
only if we run a train.
done.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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