I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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