I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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