Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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