ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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