did you get engaged???
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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