On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
wow bdsm is so cute
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
