you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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