STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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