And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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