quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize