Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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