normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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