I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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