im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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