If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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