Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Randomize
