I think I just saw someone hide a body.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
