if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
My feet surprised me
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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