: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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