I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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