i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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