You're completely useless in the revolution.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Alive.
So much puke
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize