i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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