My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
a search helicopter?!
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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