with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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