I want to stick my p in your. b.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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